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Acting CTO and VP Engineering at BlockDaemon. Took it from zero to unicorn - scaled the team from 10 to 187 engineers, built infrastructure handling billions in transactions. Know what breaks at 2am because I built the systems getting paged.
Series A-C startups and profitable SaaS companies. Usually 10-100 person teams. You've got product-market fit but engineering is the bottleneck.
Clients include YC-backed startups, bootstrapped SaaS doing $5M+ ARR, and one company you've definitely heard of (they asked me not to say).
Your team is underwater. Every sprint pulls in three directions. Nothing's getting done. I jump in, figure out what actually matters, and ship it. No six-month roadmaps. No "let me align with stakeholders." Just code that works.
Something's wrong but nobody knows what. Page loads take 8 seconds. Database is pegged at 100%. Every deploy is a dice roll. I've debugged this exact problem at three other companies. Let me look at it for a week and tell you what's actually broken.
The project that doesn't fit a sprint. The integration nobody wants to touch. The migration that's been "next quarter" for two years. I'll take it. Give me the gnarly one-off that's blocking everything else.
"Saved us $500K and shipped in 3 weeks. Worth every penny."
— CTO, Series B SaaS
"Finally, someone who just does the work."
— VP Engineering, 50-person startup
"Came in for one project, stayed for three. That says it all."
— Founder, YC W23
Takes 6 months. Costs $200K/year plus equity. Might not work out. You need this shipped next month, not next quarter.
You'll pay $200/hr for their junior devs to learn your codebase. I've already seen your exact problem three times.
You want someone who's architected systems at scale, not learned React last year. This is a business problem, not a coding problem.
Senior execution without the senior hiring process. I can start Monday. Fixed scope, clear deliverables. You pay for outcomes, not hours in meetings.
Email me: what's stuck + what you've tried + rough timeline.
Serious inquiries get same-day response. You'll hear back within 12 hours.
Typical projects: $30-75K